Why is Jim Bognet Buying Ad Time in Portland, Oregon?!?!?!?

Why is Jim Bognet Buying Ad Time in Portland, Oregon?!?!?!?

HAZLETON- In case you missed it, the gang of Perry Masons over at the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee have discovered that we placed a television buy in Portland, Oregon.

Our friends at the DCCC were right that it’s “not a typo.” However, the DCCC is incorrect about the statement from a Bognet spokesperson being “Oops.” Rather, you can find the statement from a Bognet spokesperson below.

“We did indeed buy time for an ad to air in Portland, Oregon. We thought about also airing an ad in the Albany media market so that Matt Cartwright could see it from his secret lair in Lake George, but it’s not clear where he is flying his private jet this week, so we’re gonna save that until we know which of his many vacation homes he is flying to. As to what will be seen next Tuesday on Portland broadcast television … well, you’ll just have to stay tuned.” – Ian Prior, Spokesperson for Jim Bognet for Congress.